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Breaking News: Eating Booty Now The Leading Cause of New H.I.V. Infections

“HOPEFULLY OUR YOUTH WILL NOW THINK TWICE BEFORE EATING THE B00TY LIKE GROCERIES AS SO MANY OF THEM HAVE STARTED TO DO” – DOCTOR

Eating-butt has become one of the most dangerous trends to hit the United States since smoking a fake weed called k2 which makes absolutely no sense when you can just smoke actual weed and have an amazing day.

“BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU’RE LITERALLY SWALLOWING SH*T YOU’RE EXPOSING YOUR MOUTH TO ALL SORTS OF NASTY INFECTIONS AND BUTT HOLE BACTERIA” – DOCTOR

As one doctor put it there’s plenty of clean [email protected] for everyone so we’d suggest leaving the booty-eating to rappers like Kevin Gates.

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