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Man Filing for Divorce from Asian Wife Says Their Cats Keep Coming Up Missing 

“SHE TAKES THEM OUT FOR WALKS, THEN COMES HOME SMELLING LIKE CAT FRIED RICE”

Said Duwain about his wife walking their 9th missing cat.

A Texas man filed for divorce of 8 years says that he’s doing so, because of his love for animals, after their 5th cat in two years mysteriously disappeared.

“I CAN’T BE MARRIED TO A MURDERER NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE HEAD IS” – DUWAIN

Duwain says her family owns a restaurant and would hate to think all the food she brings homes at night were his missing pussies.

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