People think that fastest man alive is superhuman. What else could explain how someone can bounce back from an injury that fast and still blow the entire competition out of the water. (Other than steroids.)
Well, it turns out Bolt might not be totally superhuman after all! He is just like the rest of us. Downstairs…
Bolt has been in the headlines all week after a groupie and former wife of a Brazilian gangsta leaked photos of her and Bolt after they banged.
We found out Bolt cheated on his super hot girlfriend (pictured below) and made out with another girl the next night. Maybe he was just giving her CPR?
Sidenote – this make out pic below is not the one he banged first. This was the next night that triggered the first girl to snitch about his d*ck.
Now that the news is spreading that Bolt is humping anything that walks, the OG leaker decided to tell all about her night with the Olympic Champ. AKA her feelings got hurt.
According to Daily Mail, the two met in Rio nightclub “All In,” Usain’s first move was flashing his six-pack at them:
‘He was stood in front of us and suddenly he pulled up his shirt and showed us his six pack,’ Duarte went on. ‘I had never seen anything like it. I just had to reach out and stroke it.
‘It felt incredible. The muscles were as hard as stone. But I was paying so much attention to his abs that at first I didn’t even notice it was Usain Bolt.’
…’I knew who he was from TV. My mother has been screaming during all his races because she’s such a huge fan,’ said Duarte
‘He’s dark, tall, muscly – just my type – but there were so many beautiful girls there I never imagined I would be the one.
‘The bodyguard said Bolt wants you to come over. I didn’t go at first because I was playing hard to get. Most girls would go over there like a shot but I wanted to make him work.
‘When I was waiting in line to pay at the end of the night he sent the bodyguard over again. He said “why are you not following him? This is Usain Bolt”.
‘Finally we were waiting in line for a taxi and he smiled at me and did the famous victory pose so I was in no doubt who he was.
‘That’s was when I decided it was time to give in to him. He pulled me into the taxi and gave me an incredible kiss.’
They kissed the entire way to the athletes village. The two reportedly undressed and showered, then Bolt decided it was time to get it on:
‘He played the Rihanna song Work. I think he likes to listen to it when he makes love.
‘It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy.
I was expecting him to be fast but it was actually the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes then he took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again.
‘He was certainly quick at recovering but we didn’t have sex a third time.’
Bolt doesn’t seem phased. Here is the chick he went home with last night small d*ck and all: