“SHE TAKES THEM OUT FOR WALKS, THEN COMES HOME SMELLING LIKE CAT FRIED RICE”
Said Duwain about his wife walking their 9th missing cat.
A Texas man filed for divorce of 8 years says that he’s doing so, because of his love for animals, after their 5th cat in two years mysteriously disappeared.
“I CAN’T BE MARRIED TO A MURDERER NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE HEAD IS” – DUWAIN
Duwain says her family owns a restaurant and would hate to think all the food she brings homes at night were his missing pussies.